Vince : hey... i heard some shit.
Bert : oh you did? what did you hear?
Vince : some nasty shit, dirty shit and i hope it's not true...look, i know i haven't been out and about for a long time, but i'm old and sick and loud and your shelf is so comfy.
Bert : but your so......standard.
Vince : what ever do you mean?....
(long pause)
Vince : am i being replaced?.................
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