frosty the dirtman

now i can say i've seen everything in hamilton.

rorn buffians

"i feel like im gonna break through this floor"

jersey shore.

have you ever poured glue on a bird?...of course you haven't

the most ironic part is that the scent is vanilla.

family.

alter ego selfy.

selfy.

let's go down to the pumpkin patch

moving my workspace like Milton son!

"suicide of the week"

after eating large amounts of chocolate and sugar with swiney, we watched happy gilmore. that's my 3rd adam sandler movie this week. i'm a fan. i came home to an overly happy redbeard and found out i am now the owner of a point and shoot. currently i'm raging beer from florida and 5 minutes into the movie "network". first time. twitter is lamer than a blog... but blogging about your day doesn't mean anyone will give a fuck.

we have seen some things.

the enterprise

last post.

okay, that last post about the "whores of satan" was meant to be a joke. it's a death metal band me and my friend dickson had....not actually, just one song...but i found out there is a real "Whores of satan" out there floating about the internet...it's not me but that's very funny.

watch out google.

best band you've never heard.

im a nerd/take that mac.

reunion.

here's some shit.

i was going to make a "best of" series for this blog a long time ago, but i bunted i guess. i was cleaning off my hard drive and found this.

Bromance from bert mccert on Vimeo.

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i dont know i guess i compressed it wrong, fuck em.

that's what she said.

you've got mail.

public transit.

you see that picture? imagine that in the flesh. for 3 hours. you see, i'm not familiar with the florida bus system. i sat here for 3 hours, you know what i seen? this is actually what my eyes gazed upon that bus for those 3 hours. we drove to downtown st petersburg and getting off or on the bus there were 6 lil wayne wannabees, one blind man with ocd, 3 wigger, a man brown bagging beer and then telling the bag to fuck off, a man asking for a bus pass in exchange for food stamps, 40 old men who really shouldn't be walking, a couple decked right the fuck out with their favorite colour (from hat to shoes) and the cream of the crop was an unintentional re-enactment of that austin powers scene where he is stuck in the tunnel with that cart, now replace austin powers with a heavy set woman and cart with a motorized wheelchair.

skinny jeans

camoflauge beer....for when your hunting and feel the need to get shitfaced with your rifle.

from me to your wall again.

from me to your wall.

one's going to kelly, one's going to HQ, one's going to whoever. fight.

web series

a series of short films we created and plenty more to come, usually every week
check em out.
CLICK HERRRRR

the sheppard and the chauffeur

funny or die.

FUNNY OR DIE
CLICK DAT!
funny or die account, watch hugs and kisses and vote.
thanks friends.
pizza rules.
never negotiate with terrorism.

PATP

its all up there on GOURMET SCUM

everyone might wonder why i dont post it on here. well because this place is for low def and random shit, GS is strictly high def awesomeness and no bullshit.

things are worse than ever.

soon

new shit real soon.
working like a dog.
pandemonium will be finsihed within the week.

PANDEMONIUM AT THE PARK ROUND 1

gourmet scum has the hd videos

grand river shredpark tour.

HIGHFIVE!

shreding a canoe down the grand old grand.
hitting our not so favorite skateparks up and down.
video to follow.

PATP is taking a while to edit, it will be up shortly.
tanks. tanks alot.

pandamoethan

hold on to your pants, videos will be up soon in highdef and lamedef.

TODAY

see you all today booooooys come for 12:30-1 seeing as i have to leave at 6.
it's 8AM now, i'm pretty hungover and certain i contracted pink eye last night. remember your 1 beer entry and no illegal boards......especially those metal ones......who would want one of those......in related news, next years prize is one of those metal boards......

third of the day.

coops MLB blanket.
fake raybans.
pabst blue.

no cigar

it's cakework

WATCH IT HERE

PANDEMONIUM AT THE PARK

For those who can't stand waiting for the high def stream.
here's who you're playing...

DAVEY GRAVEY vs OLD MAN FRYSTAK

STEVE KETTINGSTON vs MAC BATES (MAC)

MAXIMUS (cale local) vs JONCAS

SHANE E'BABY vs D'EVO (devin morrison)

BONNABEE vs BOOTS (bates)

CREE FORBES vs INGA O'BRIEN

PAUL MO vs JUSTIN COLDBURN

MIKE FUCKING MAYE vs GARY, GARTH, CATFISH, FAGGOT.

SUBS: incase someone can't show up, bert mccert, and rob the italian will be filling in.

may the biggest jerkoff win.
heres the video

and here come the pretzels!

GOURMET SCUM

GOURMETSCUM.BLOGSPOT.COM
HIGH DEF MONTAGES, SHORT FILMS, SKITS AND SHOTS.

the death.

Vince : hey... i heard some shit.

Bert : oh you did? what did you hear?

Vince : some nasty shit, dirty shit and i hope it's not true...look, i know i haven't been out and about for a long time, but i'm old and sick and loud and your shelf is so comfy.

Bert : but your so......standard.

Vince : what ever do you mean?....

(long pause)

Vince : am i being replaced?.................

CLICK HERE TO SEE BERTS ANSWER.

....

june 29th.
a new member of the vince and bert family will be introduced.
he will make vince very proud...

funnel cake.

mac battling.
beetlejuice battling.
soon to be battled.
coop battling to stay awake for the cup.

pens win

whoopty doo.

that's right.

04-07-08
sp-rttm-ob

rumble scale

10/10

fancy sauce.

yea, that's an alien.

more ripoffs

more to come i guess. i'm bored.

100th post.

time capsule part 2

time capsule part 2 from bert mccert on Vimeo.

out of focus.

purple onion.

the jim gibson special.

coop.

my pup chews skateboard wheels too.
especially ricta aircores.
worst wheels ever.

oh man! look at those cavemen go!

some xbox live names i thought were funny.
and a quote from a real "Gee".

NEW LCBO OLD SKOOLS

i made these completely 100%
just for you guys.
super only me.

things are worse than ever.

bacon double cheeseburger pizza.
fuck you al.
fuck you jon.

time capsule part 1

Untitled from bert mccert on Vimeo.
1 of 4

blue.

booze and smokes

Booze and Smokes (full version) from Matt Baird on Vimeo.

matt baird barely sucks at life.

for the ninth!

the birth of a wizards' wisdom....


..the death of a wizards clothing.

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