chapter two...

like a boss.

hiding drugs in my fake leg.

just pissing and surfing.

oldie but goodie.

bought this (Banana Bitchbo Bros.) game in 93'. still holds up today.

ooooo wee, what's up wit dat? what's up wit dat?

chapter one...

"if you don't shut your mouth, i'm gonna smash your fucking teeth in"

nyc tourists.

watermarks rule.

"wouldn't it be funny if the cops pulled up right now....."

HIT THE DECK!

gourmet scum ver.2 soon.

i hate pizza.

bro, turn on your tv bro, theres so much soccer bro

"that's too many bros"
...."shut the fuck up"

you're hungry.

blizzard, mcflurry, frosty, baskin robins and 711.

you're tired.

cookie dough, loaded, max, with brownie chunks.

you're bored.

diablo, feeding frenzy, hellfire, cherry blaster and air bomb.

new t shirts

So, me and richard and paul will be wearing these around real soon. as for rob..... i'm making a shirt that says "IM A BITCH" on the breast that you can rock real hard....real...hard...

eye-fone

cassandra surina

a short film by the biggest "two and a half men" fan!

Modern Love from Cassandra Edes on Vimeo.

she also enjoys blogging about her belief in 2012 and y2k. CLICK

flatspot lady.

she didn't appreciate the flash.

great year for the news

this was live on tv, what are the fucking chances.

g o u r m e t s c u m

GOURMET SCUM

check it out!

usa. you are funny.

NEWYORKSNUGGIE!

here we fucking go.

happy birthday coop

shredheads.

top 3 of 3

Stand-up
Zach Galifianakis - Live at The Purple Onion
Patton Oswalt - My Weakness is Killing Me
Artie Lange - It's The Whiskey Talkin'

Gore Movies
Itchi The Killer
Cannibal Holocaust
Sleepaway Camp

Cancelled Shows
Freaks and Geeks
Clone High
The Oblongs

Honourable Mentions : Artie Lange - Jack and Coke, every fucking George Carlin stand up.

Again, these are not necessarily my favorite. I just highly recommend them to who ever is reading this thing.

fug dip

something new. TOP 3 OF 3.

3 random categories, 3 of my recommended.

Dramedies
Punch Drunk Love
Visioneers
American Beauty

Documentary
Grizzly Man
The King of Kong : A Fistful Of Quarters
The Devil and Daniel Johnston

Movies About Movies
Ed Wood
Adaptation
American Movie

Honorable Mentions : ANVIL! The Story Of Anvil, Burden Of Dreams, Hearts Of Darkness, Big Fan.

teen creeps

fist fight in the parking lot.

just a bag of clothes.

doctor says i aint got long to live

born to multiply / beg for scraps

born to gaze into night skies / you keep them folded in your lap

vector vandal.

friends should be friends of friends, friends.

waking up at 7am after drinking a lot the night before should give you a pretty good idea
on how much we cared.
ill see you in another 2 years old friend, have a good time in school.
we miss you already.

i'm the joker in the pack.

"why do you post so many dog pictures and stupid shit?"
...
i'm afraid i can't answer that.

big post tommorow, big news, big celebrations and big bummers.

keechie

long may you run.

this happens to be 2 out of many best friends i have.
im drunk, and bates is passed out beside me.
not only would i have it no other way, but please if you
are smart, look up neil young on the very last conan o brien talkshow.

theres nothing more beautiful... than friends and music....

and then there were two.

we both just woke up.
we both need to shave.
we both like to go for walks.
we both love each other.
and finally, we both take turns on call of duty.

this is not fun....FOR SALE

this is the hardest to part with lenny but i'm going on a trip and need some cash...

FOR SALE.

CENTURY OPTICS FISHEYE FOR VX1000 BAYONET MOUNT.
$700.00 or BEST OFFER

if you or know anyone that wants to make an offer.

email me

mccartney.brett@gmail.com








i've babied this lens, there is NO scratches on the lens what so ever, this bad boy is in perfect condition. email me if you are interested.

LIVING IN THE PAST

missing the "good ol" days?
well, since i'm rocking a VHS, i figured i would take a look back and make an attempt to link all the old things i've posted on the internet. kick back, and check em out if you feel like...oh and winter sucks, and so does the future.

SKATING
Tillsonburg
Welcome back Vince
Stevfo Trick Tip
Applesauce
Maple Park
Milton
Christmas Eve
The Ward (first edit)
Lady Luck (evo)
Cale' Love
First Day with Lenny
Big Montage *one of my favorites.
Julian Vasils Caledonia Video from highschool.

TRAILERS
Race To The Moon *
Ok, Brett *
Old Flatspot (Commercial)

SKITS
YESterday

OTHER
Montreal Chump Change

thats it for now, if i find anymore i will update.

snowbeard

i should rename this blog to "my cute dog and stuff". SHTOOPPS!