iphone.

to whom it may concern.

the big city. rez smokes. selfy tattoos. nintendo 64. calzone/panzerotti. bellwoods.

cold 9:30am

on the garbage camera.

up yours children.

my firewire is broken.
i found these while looking for s-video as last resort. needless to say i came short of finding anything useful.
it looks like i'm going to have to shoot on these.
be back soon with something funny. or artsy. or both. or neither.

63%

i was 2nd to shot it, then andrew and sam. i dont know the first guys name. i burped and tasted it this morning.

holiday.

everyday is sunday.

lost but found.

eat shit paul.

the greatest part 2.

nintendo, super 8, old lakeport, jack, 3d glasses, polaroid.

double a.

and the streets don't change but maybe the name.

old e cures the wintertime blues.
chocolate almonds aren't to bad either.

it's cakework.

it's cakework from bert mccert on Vimeo.
im drunker.
3 posts in one night.
im a hack.
wahhhh it's interlaced wahhhhh, deal with it.

the greatest.

yea, im drunk.

pre-oz.

to all my friends who are going away to Australia, im a pussy and didn't go to the bar, i just didn't feel like sleeping in a car when im sick. have a good time in the sun with alot of my other friends, we will miss you in the snow, be safe, be drunk and be gnarshred.

im getting kinda drunk.

look it up.

go fuck yourself.

it's the whiskey talkin.

artie.

"you need to grow up sometime".

three posts in one day, can't forget a selfy.

you thought jeopardy was ass backwards.

part of art, barls de gnark, and fashion in 1948.

what is...

wednesday woe

copper cup this year? maybe.

our last days as children.

pan-o-rama please.

walk into a crowded room.

meat locker...the good side.
memory table soon.

BLOGWAR

BLOGWAR!
MAC vs. CREE
who's a zombie?
who's here for the gang bang?
who's blogspot sparked this?
where is this guy?

FIND OUT SOON




or just check for your damn self.
MAC vs. CREE

i sold my dead bird to a blind kid.

i filled the form out to say Dr. Bert McCert....this will have to do though.

the makers of dreams.

I can't stop thinking about the "Admiral" in Brantford (most fries and biggest burgers) and the new South Park. Jump on em both.

sons and daughters.

Back To The Mongo?

MONGO:
Looking like a god damn fool by pushing your skateboard with your front foot.

Back to the Future...If you don't know what I'm talking about, your an idiot. Marty McFly? Anyways, after watching the entire trilogy while editing in my room, I noticed some rather disturbing images during the hoverboard/skateboard scenes. I'll put it this way, whoever had the job of continuity should have been fired. How did they manages to fuck up one of the coolest time travelers ever.


Here we see Marty pushing regular. Ah , so great.


Another regular push...but beware...danger lurks around the mongo corner...


OH MY FUCK? Yes, actually, there is tons of this horseshit going on. Like, really, didn't anyone stop the film and say "oh fuck, umm not only does this not match with number 1, but its fucking mongo, ew". Of course they didn't, cause its right there.

This isn't as bad and I will tell you why...

Here, this is fitting, these are Bif's bad gang of hooligans, up to no good and they SHOULD push mongo, shows how fucking lame they are. But Marty? there's no excuse.

Of course there have been other films and TV shows that show someone cool pushing mongo....**cough cartman cough** and that also upsets the general skateboard population if they had the brain to clue in.

Yes, i'm over reacting, lighten up.

The Magic Moment

First take.
Little to no editing.
for adam and chris.
friends and kegs.


The Magic Moment from bert mccert on Vimeo

YESterday

fug my life.
fun with masks.
happy keg day.

YESterday
by racetothemoon

technology.

so, my fucking computer isn't letting me upload anything because it crashed, so hang tight

is anyone reading this thing anymore?

it's as if this glove were my hat.

good buds, good brews, good q's and good baseball.

Tilllllllllsonburg

pee shoe.
sweet dunk.

Tillllllsonburg
Uploaded by racetothemoon

maybe you seen it , maybe you havent.

I made this so long ago and nothing got done bout it, mainly because flat moved.
who knows maybe you will like it.

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Ok , Brett

thanks for the fun premeire drunkfest.

heres the video if u want it on your computer.
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=IV003LW4

just type in the little like 3 letter code thing and hit download.

ill put it on google video soon too.

thanks brahs.
theres my speech.