Vince and Bert

Tinsel town

2011-05-10T10:20:00.000-07:00

6 hours on a plane was the longest I've ever sat through. I probably won't be doing it again.

We knew we were in Hollywood when we seen this.

blaud

2011-03-08T09:21:00.000-08:00

a great way to wake up.

$92

2011-02-10T20:58:00.000-08:00

Tomorrow, I see what I shot 3 years ago.

march 21st

2011-02-01T12:48:00.000-08:00

sexting los angeles and new york with one sms.

chapter two...

2010-12-29T17:48:00.000-08:00

like a boss.

2010-12-22T06:40:00.000-08:00

hiding drugs in my fake leg.

2010-11-23T20:51:00.000-08:00

just pissing and surfing.

oldie but goodie.

2010-09-22T23:21:00.001-07:00

bought this (Banana Bitchbo Bros.) game in 93'. still holds up today.

ooooo wee, what's up wit dat? what's up wit dat?

2010-09-16T09:43:00.001-07:00

chapter one...

2010-09-08T15:48:00.000-07:00

"if you don't shut your mouth, i'm gonna smash your fucking teeth in"

nyc tourists.

2010-09-05T20:54:00.000-07:00

watermarks rule.

"wouldn't it be funny if the cops pulled up right now....."

2010-07-18T20:15:00.000-07:00

HIT THE DECK!

2010-07-03T05:02:00.000-07:00

gourmet scum ver.2 soon.

2010-06-17T21:05:00.000-07:00

i hate pizza.

bro, turn on your tv bro, theres so much soccer bro

2010-06-15T10:00:00.000-07:00

"that's too many bros"
...."shut the fuck up"

you're hungry.

2010-06-07T19:33:00.000-07:00

blizzard, mcflurry, frosty, baskin robins and 711.

you're tired.

2010-06-07T19:17:00.000-07:00

cookie dough, loaded, max, with brownie chunks.

you're bored.

2010-06-07T17:01:00.000-07:00

diablo, feeding frenzy, hellfire, cherry blaster and air bomb.

new t shirts

2010-06-02T09:20:00.000-07:00

So, me and richard and paul will be wearing these around real soon. as for rob..... i'm making a shirt that says "IM A BITCH" on the breast that you can rock real hard....real...hard...

eye-fone

2010-05-23T11:31:00.000-07:00

cassandra surina

2010-05-09T22:25:00.000-07:00

a short film by the biggest "two and a half men" fan!

Modern Love from Cassandra Edes on Vimeo.

she also enjoys blogging about her belief in 2012 and y2k. CLICK

flatspot lady.

2010-04-25T19:40:00.001-07:00

she didn't appreciate the flash.

great year for the news

2010-04-24T09:46:00.000-07:00

this was live on tv, what are the fucking chances.

g o u r m e t s c u m

2010-04-22T06:08:00.001-07:00

GOURMET SCUM

check it out!

usa. you are funny.

2010-04-10T14:02:00.000-07:00

NEWYORKSNUGGIE!

here we fucking go.

2010-03-17T07:39:00.000-07:00

happy birthday coop

2010-03-14T10:10:00.000-07:00

shredheads.

2010-03-04T07:38:00.000-08:00

top 3 of 3

2010-02-28T19:54:00.000-08:00

Stand-up
Zach Galifianakis - Live at The Purple Onion
Patton Oswalt - My Weakness is Killing Me
Artie Lange - It's The Whiskey Talkin'

Gore Movies
Itchi The Killer
Cannibal Holocaust
Sleepaway Camp

Cancelled Shows
Freaks and Geeks
Clone High
The Oblongs

Honourable Mentions : Artie Lange - Jack and Coke, every fucking George Carlin stand up.

Again, these are not necessarily my favorite. I just highly recommend them to who ever is reading this thing.

fug dip

2010-02-25T08:50:00.001-08:00

something new. TOP 3 OF 3.

2010-02-25T06:25:00.000-08:00

3 random categories, 3 of my recommended.

Dramedies
Punch Drunk Love
Visioneers
American Beauty

Documentary
Grizzly Man
The King of Kong : A Fistful Of Quarters
The Devil and Daniel Johnston

Movies About Movies
Ed Wood
Adaptation
American Movie

Honorable Mentions : ANVIL! The Story Of Anvil, Burden Of Dreams, Hearts Of Darkness, Big Fan.

teen creeps

2010-02-15T04:53:00.000-08:00

fist fight in the parking lot.

2010-02-08T18:02:00.000-08:00

just a bag of clothes.

doctor says i aint got long to live

2010-02-03T14:25:00.000-08:00

born to multiply / beg for scraps

2010-01-31T17:41:00.000-08:00

born to gaze into night skies / you keep them folded in your lap

vector vandal.

2010-01-27T20:34:00.000-08:00

friends should be friends of friends, friends.

2010-01-27T08:26:00.000-08:00

waking up at 7am after drinking a lot the night before should give you a pretty good idea
on how much we cared.
ill see you in another 2 years old friend, have a good time in school.
we miss you already.

i'm the joker in the pack.

2010-01-25T20:08:00.000-08:00

"why do you post so many dog pictures and stupid shit?"
...
i'm afraid i can't answer that.

big post tommorow, big news, big celebrations and big bummers.

keechie

2010-01-25T06:56:00.000-08:00

long may you run.

2010-01-23T01:08:00.000-08:00

this happens to be 2 out of many best friends i have.
im drunk, and bates is passed out beside me.
not only would i have it no other way, but please if you
are smart, look up neil young on the very last conan o brien talkshow.

theres nothing more beautiful... than friends and music....

and then there were two.

2010-01-20T08:51:00.000-08:00

we both just woke up.
we both need to shave.
we both like to go for walks.
we both love each other.
and finally, we both take turns on call of duty.

this is not fun....FOR SALE

2010-01-13T08:27:00.000-08:00

this is the hardest to part with lenny but i'm going on a trip and need some cash...

FOR SALE.

CENTURY OPTICS FISHEYE FOR VX1000 BAYONET MOUNT.
$700.00 or BEST OFFER

if you or know anyone that wants to make an offer.

email me

mccartney.brett@gmail.com

i've babied this lens, there is NO scratches on the lens what so ever, this bad boy is in perfect condition. email me if you are interested.

LIVING IN THE PAST

2010-01-07T11:31:00.000-08:00

missing the "good ol" days?
well, since i'm rocking a VHS, i figured i would take a look back and make an attempt to link all the old things i've posted on the internet. kick back, and check em out if you feel like...oh and winter sucks, and so does the future.

SKATING
Tillsonburg
Welcome back Vince
Stevfo Trick Tip
Applesauce
Maple Park
Milton
Christmas Eve
The Ward (first edit)
Lady Luck (evo)
Cale' Love
First Day with Lenny
Big Montage *one of my favorites.
Julian Vasils Caledonia Video from highschool.

TRAILERS
Race To The Moon *
Ok, Brett *
Old Flatspot (Commercial)

SKITS
YESterday

OTHER
Montreal Chump Change

thats it for now, if i find anymore i will update.

snowbeard

2010-01-07T07:16:00.000-08:00

i should rename this blog to "my cute dog and stuff". SHTOOPPS!

frosty the dirtman

2009-12-22T11:08:00.001-08:00

now i can say i've seen everything in hamilton.

rorn buffians

2009-12-22T11:01:00.000-08:00

"i feel like im gonna break through this floor"

jersey shore.

2009-12-14T05:25:00.000-08:00

have you ever poured glue on a bird?...of course you haven't

2009-12-11T11:08:00.000-08:00

the most ironic part is that the scent is vanilla.

family.

2009-12-10T08:22:00.000-08:00

alter ego selfy.

2009-12-09T08:48:00.000-08:00

selfy.

2009-12-08T17:44:00.000-08:00

let's go down to the pumpkin patch

2009-12-07T11:52:00.000-08:00

moving my workspace like Milton son!

foot rubs and bear hugs

2009-12-04T22:11:00.000-08:00

"suicide of the week"

2009-12-03T22:24:00.000-08:00

after eating large amounts of chocolate and sugar with swiney, we watched happy gilmore. that's my 3rd adam sandler movie this week. i'm a fan. i came home to an overly happy redbeard and found out i am now the owner of a point and shoot. currently i'm raging beer from florida and 5 minutes into the movie "network". first time. twitter is lamer than a blog... but blogging about your day doesn't mean anyone will give a fuck.

we have seen some things.

2009-11-25T08:54:00.000-08:00

the enterprise

2009-11-25T08:26:00.000-08:00

last post.

2009-11-19T19:18:00.001-08:00

okay, that last post about the "whores of satan" was meant to be a joke. it's a death metal band me and my friend dickson had....not actually, just one song...but i found out there is a real "Whores of satan" out there floating about the internet...it's not me but that's very funny.

watch out google.

2009-11-19T19:04:00.000-08:00

best band you've never heard.

im a nerd/take that mac.

2009-11-17T11:30:00.000-08:00

reunion.

2009-11-12T10:19:00.000-08:00

goodbye pit...

2009-11-09T07:01:00.000-08:00

northwestern girls

here's some shit.

2009-10-28T08:38:00.000-07:00

i was going to make a "best of" series for this blog a long time ago, but i bunted i guess. i was cleaning off my hard drive and found this.

Bromance from bert mccert on Vimeo.

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i dont know i guess i compressed it wrong, fuck em.

that's what she said.

2009-10-20T08:56:00.000-07:00

you've got mail.

2009-10-19T10:31:00.000-07:00

public transit.

2009-10-08T14:34:00.000-07:00

you see that picture? imagine that in the flesh. for 3 hours. you see, i'm not familiar with the florida bus system. i sat here for 3 hours, you know what i seen? this is actually what my eyes gazed upon that bus for those 3 hours. we drove to downtown st petersburg and getting off or on the bus there were 6 lil wayne wannabees, one blind man with ocd, 3 wigger, a man brown bagging beer and then telling the bag to fuck off, a man asking for a bus pass in exchange for food stamps, 40 old men who really shouldn't be walking, a couple decked right the fuck out with their favorite colour (from hat to shoes) and the cream of the crop was an unintentional re-enactment of that austin powers scene where he is stuck in the tunnel with that cart, now replace austin powers with a heavy set woman and cart with a motorized wheelchair.

skinny jeans

2009-10-06T15:25:00.001-07:00

camoflauge beer....for when your hunting and feel the need to get shitfaced with your rifle.

from me to your wall again.

2009-10-02T12:39:00.001-07:00

from me to your wall.

2009-09-29T12:41:00.001-07:00

one's going to kelly, one's going to HQ, one's going to whoever. fight.

web series

2009-09-18T09:05:00.000-07:00

a series of short films we created and plenty more to come, usually every week
check em out.
CLICK HERRRRR

the sheppard and the chauffeur

2009-09-18T06:32:00.000-07:00

subject and matter.

2009-09-17T09:16:00.000-07:00

livvelovelaugh.
vodka drunkinski.
booger sugar.
coop sippin.
i love rob.
death bags.
dog driving a car.

funny or die.

2009-09-08T18:31:00.000-07:00

FUNNY OR DIE
CLICK DAT!
funny or die account, watch hugs and kisses and vote.
thanks friends.
pizza rules.
never negotiate with terrorism.

PATP

2009-09-02T13:26:00.000-07:00

its all up there on GOURMET SCUM

everyone might wonder why i dont post it on here. well because this place is for low def and random shit, GS is strictly high def awesomeness and no bullshit.

things are worse than ever.

soon

2009-08-29T10:51:00.000-07:00

new shit real soon.
working like a dog.
pandemonium will be finsihed within the week.

PANDEMONIUM AT THE PARK ROUND 1

2009-07-30T11:19:00.000-07:00

gourmet scum has the hd videos

grand river shredpark tour.

2009-07-27T12:23:00.000-07:00

HIGHFIVE!

shreding a canoe down the grand old grand.
hitting our not so favorite skateparks up and down.
video to follow.

PATP is taking a while to edit, it will be up shortly.
tanks. tanks alot.

pandamoethan

2009-07-21T13:27:00.001-07:00

hold on to your pants, videos will be up soon in highdef and lamedef.

TODAY

2009-07-18T05:02:00.000-07:00

see you all today booooooys come for 12:30-1 seeing as i have to leave at 6.
it's 8AM now, i'm pretty hungover and certain i contracted pink eye last night. remember your 1 beer entry and no illegal boards......especially those metal ones......who would want one of those......in related news, next years prize is one of those metal boards......

third of the day.

2009-07-13T15:47:00.000-07:00

coops MLB blanket.
fake raybans.
pabst blue.

no cigar

2009-07-13T14:12:00.000-07:00

so long, lonesome

2009-07-13T14:09:00.000-07:00

it's cakework

2009-07-12T15:36:00.000-07:00

WATCH IT HERE

PANDEMONIUM AT THE PARK

2009-07-10T10:54:00.000-07:00

For those who can't stand waiting for the high def stream.
here's who you're playing...

DAVEY GRAVEY vs OLD MAN FRYSTAK

STEVE KETTINGSTON vs MAC BATES (MAC)

MAXIMUS (cale local) vs JONCAS

SHANE E'BABY vs D'EVO (devin morrison)

BONNABEE vs BOOTS (bates)

CREE FORBES vs INGA O'BRIEN

PAUL MO vs JUSTIN COLDBURN

MIKE FUCKING MAYE vs GARY, GARTH, CATFISH, FAGGOT.

SUBS: incase someone can't show up, bert mccert, and rob the italian will be filling in.

may the biggest jerkoff win.
heres the video

and here come the pretzels!

2009-07-04T09:03:00.000-07:00

GOURMET SCUM

2009-06-27T03:54:00.000-07:00

GOURMETSCUM.BLOGSPOT.COM
HIGH DEF MONTAGES, SHORT FILMS, SKITS AND SHOTS.

the death.

2009-06-24T20:27:00.000-07:00

Vince : hey... i heard some shit.

Bert : oh you did? what did you hear?

Vince : some nasty shit, dirty shit and i hope it's not true...look, i know i haven't been out and about for a long time, but i'm old and sick and loud and your shelf is so comfy.

Bert : but your so......standard.

Vince : what ever do you mean?....

(long pause)

Vince : am i being replaced?.................

CLICK HERE TO SEE BERTS ANSWER.

....

2009-06-19T18:15:00.000-07:00

june 29th.
a new member of the vince and bert family will be introduced.
he will make vince very proud...

funnel cake.

2009-06-15T18:22:00.000-07:00

mac battling.
beetlejuice battling.
soon to be battled.
coop battling to stay awake for the cup.

pens win

2009-06-12T17:42:00.001-07:00

whoopty doo.

that's right.

2009-06-10T09:53:00.000-07:00

04-07-08
sp-rttm-ob

rumble scale

2009-06-10T08:36:00.000-07:00

10/10

fancy sauce.

2009-06-04T08:16:00.000-07:00

yea, that's an alien.

more ripoffs

2009-05-30T10:39:00.000-07:00

more to come i guess. i'm bored.

100th post.

2009-05-30T07:22:00.000-07:00

time capsule part 2

2009-05-30T05:38:00.000-07:00

time capsule part 2 from bert mccert on Vimeo.

out of focus.

purple onion.

2009-05-29T10:16:00.000-07:00

the jim gibson special.

2009-05-22T05:59:00.000-07:00

coop.

2009-05-17T13:08:00.001-07:00

my pup chews skateboard wheels too.
especially ricta aircores.
worst wheels ever.

oh man! look at those cavemen go!

2009-05-08T10:48:00.000-07:00

some xbox live names i thought were funny.
and a quote from a real "Gee".

NEW LCBO OLD SKOOLS

2009-05-03T14:10:00.000-07:00

i made these completely 100%
just for you guys.
super only me.