here's some shit.

i was going to make a "best of" series for this blog a long time ago, but i bunted i guess. i was cleaning off my hard drive and found this.

Bromance from bert mccert on Vimeo.

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i dont know i guess i compressed it wrong, fuck em.

that's what she said.

you've got mail.

public transit.

you see that picture? imagine that in the flesh. for 3 hours. you see, i'm not familiar with the florida bus system. i sat here for 3 hours, you know what i seen? this is actually what my eyes gazed upon that bus for those 3 hours. we drove to downtown st petersburg and getting off or on the bus there were 6 lil wayne wannabees, one blind man with ocd, 3 wigger, a man brown bagging beer and then telling the bag to fuck off, a man asking for a bus pass in exchange for food stamps, 40 old men who really shouldn't be walking, a couple decked right the fuck out with their favorite colour (from hat to shoes) and the cream of the crop was an unintentional re-enactment of that austin powers scene where he is stuck in the tunnel with that cart, now replace austin powers with a heavy set woman and cart with a motorized wheelchair.

skinny jeans

camoflauge beer....for when your hunting and feel the need to get shitfaced with your rifle.

from me to your wall again.